Obama Releases Adam for the Weekend

Barack Obama released Adam from his prisioner's camp (campaign trail) for the weekend to do a little announcing for the race. All Austin south of the Capital could hear Adam's booming voice as he gave play-by-plays from his podium.

Adam is trying to schedule a meeting with the "Voice of Ironman," Mike Reilly, in the event that Obama falls prey to Hill Clinton. Rumor has it that Obama is going to race in the Longhorn Triathlon as part of a relay team and in an attempt to woo the triathlon voters who are by far the most educated of all athletes.